Category Archives: Dumb Ass

Chrysler Employees Caught Drinking and Getting High on Lunch Break (VIDEO)

DETROIT – It been several months since President Obama visited, but a Chrysler plant in Detroit is again making headlines — this time for what employees did every day on their lunch break.

Fifteen workers at the plant in Detroit were caught on hidden video, day after day for 10 days, drinking and smoking marijuana during their half-hour lunch breaks.

It’s not unusual to see a few people throwing back some cold ones at the park, but you’re not going to believe the brazen boozing going on in this video.

The workers build Jeeps at the Chrysler plant, and this is happening on their lunch breaks.

The FOX station in Detroit received a news tip and followed the group of workers for days. Like clockwork, they stopped off at the liquor store at 11 a.m., headed to a nearby park and slammed beers, and then smoked what looks like a joint.

Then, 30 minutes later, they head back to the plant to finish the last three hours of their shift.

After watching these guys pounding beers in the public park day after day, the reporter finally decides to confront the workers.

“Hey guys, hate to be a buzzkill but shouldn’t you guys be building cars? Don’t you guys work out at the Chrysler factory?” The men split.

After seeing the video, a Chrysler spokesperson said, “Each of them has been suspended indefinitely, without pay, pending further investigation. We’ll continue to pursue this in fact, until we’re done.”

About 2,800 employees work at the plant, and it looks like only 15 were involved in the extra-curricular activities.

Chrysler says the quality and safety of the vehicles was in no way affected by what the workers were doing on their break.

From Fox News

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Street Musician Hits Man With His Guitar

MADISON, Wis. – Wisconsin police say a street musician apparently upset by criticism of his music bashed a man over the head with his guitar, slammed another person into a wall and wrestled with an officer before being arrested.

Madison police spokesman Joel DeSpain tells The Capital Times that 31-year-old Brandin Hochstrasser, known as “Bongo Jesus,” was performing Thursday when a 54-year-old man knocked his music. DeSpain says the two argued and police were called when Hochstrasser began hitting his critic with his guitar.

DeSpain says Hochstrasser then charged the man, knocking him down. An officer used a stun gun to subdue and arrest Hochstrasser.

Online court records show no formal charges had been filed by Sunday.

A listed phone number for Hochstrasser couldn’t be found.

From Associated Press

2 Arrested After Wrestling Snake in McDonald’s Parking Lot

MELBOURNE, Australia — Two men were arrested after bewildered diners at a McDonald’s spotted them wrestling a 5-foot (1.5 meter) python named Boris in the restaurant parking lot, police said Thursday.

Victoria state police say the men stole the 8-year-old black-headed python and a lizard from a pet shop on Wednesday. They then brought the snake to the McDonald’s parking lot, where they began wrestling with it in front of puzzled customers, police said.

The men, aged 22 and 24, were arrested and charged with burglary and theft. Police didn’t release their names.

“In all honesty, it’s just a case of dumb and dumber,” Detective Sgt. Andrew Beams told Australian Broadcasting Corp. “Anyone who gets out there with a one-and-a-half meter python in a McDonald’s car park — they’re pretty dumb.”

The snake was returned to a relieved Jodie Graham, owner of the Totally Reptiles pet shop. The lizard is still missing.

“He was a bit cold and stressed so I have him in the tank warming up,” she said. “I am just glad to get him back.”

Black-headed pythons are native to northern Australia. They are not venomous, and aren’t likely to bite unless they’re hunting prey.

From Associated Press

‘Get Money’ Haircut Identifies Robbery Suspect

SEATTLE – A woman who was robbed of $310 while sitting at a Seattle traffic light gave police a detailed description of the man who stuck a gun in her open window.

He had “GET MONEY” shaved into the hair on one side of his head. He also had “GET” tattooed on his right hand and “MONEY” on his left hand.

The Seattle pi.com reports a detective searched records using the tattoo information and identified a suspect who was later pulled over by a patrol officer in the Lake City neighborhood.
 
His “GET MONEY” haircut and tattoos matched, and 18-year-old Larry Shawn Taylor was identified by the victim in the Aug. 23 robbery.

Now, he’s held in the King County Jail for investigation of robbery.

From Associated Press