Category Archives: Funny

Chrysler Employees Caught Drinking and Getting High on Lunch Break (VIDEO)

DETROIT – It been several months since President Obama visited, but a Chrysler plant in Detroit is again making headlines — this time for what employees did every day on their lunch break.

Fifteen workers at the plant in Detroit were caught on hidden video, day after day for 10 days, drinking and smoking marijuana during their half-hour lunch breaks.

It’s not unusual to see a few people throwing back some cold ones at the park, but you’re not going to believe the brazen boozing going on in this video.

The workers build Jeeps at the Chrysler plant, and this is happening on their lunch breaks.

The FOX station in Detroit received a news tip and followed the group of workers for days. Like clockwork, they stopped off at the liquor store at 11 a.m., headed to a nearby park and slammed beers, and then smoked what looks like a joint.

Then, 30 minutes later, they head back to the plant to finish the last three hours of their shift.

After watching these guys pounding beers in the public park day after day, the reporter finally decides to confront the workers.

“Hey guys, hate to be a buzzkill but shouldn’t you guys be building cars? Don’t you guys work out at the Chrysler factory?” The men split.

After seeing the video, a Chrysler spokesperson said, “Each of them has been suspended indefinitely, without pay, pending further investigation. We’ll continue to pursue this in fact, until we’re done.”

About 2,800 employees work at the plant, and it looks like only 15 were involved in the extra-curricular activities.

Chrysler says the quality and safety of the vehicles was in no way affected by what the workers were doing on their break.

From Fox News

You are NOT the father!

Hilarious Tom Brady 911 Call

California Church: Tattoos, Offerings in KFC Buckets, and Service in Nightclub

ANAHEIM, Calif. – Church logo tattoos are the latest in offbeat testimony at an Orange County church that holds Sunday services in a punk rock nightclub and collects offerings in KFC buckets. City Church of Anaheim is celebrating its first year in operation and the goal of reaching a 200-member flock with a radical commitment to the congregation and community: Tattoos of the red-heart church logo.

Pastor Kyle Steven Bonenberger told worshippers that God “tattooed your name on his heart” and it was time for an everlasting commitment to Him and the church.

The Orange County Register reported about a dozen people got inked, fulfilling the pledge they made if the church doubled its normal attendance.

City Church started in a living room and moved to Anaheim’s Chain Reaction Club as the congregation grew.

From Associated Press

Street Musician Hits Man With His Guitar

MADISON, Wis. – Wisconsin police say a street musician apparently upset by criticism of his music bashed a man over the head with his guitar, slammed another person into a wall and wrestled with an officer before being arrested.

Madison police spokesman Joel DeSpain tells The Capital Times that 31-year-old Brandin Hochstrasser, known as “Bongo Jesus,” was performing Thursday when a 54-year-old man knocked his music. DeSpain says the two argued and police were called when Hochstrasser began hitting his critic with his guitar.

DeSpain says Hochstrasser then charged the man, knocking him down. An officer used a stun gun to subdue and arrest Hochstrasser.

Online court records show no formal charges had been filed by Sunday.

A listed phone number for Hochstrasser couldn’t be found.

From Associated Press

Man Pleads Guilty to Animal Cruelty After Attacking Pelican That Stole His Fish

A Perris man who stomped on a pelican trying to nab his fish at Newport Pier was sentenced to community service and probation, prosecutors said Wednesday.

Daniel Richard Moreno, 20, pleaded guilty to misdemeanor animal cruelty Tuesday at the Central Justice Center in Santa Ana. He was sentenced to 20 days in jail but was given the option of serving his time with Caltrans.

Moreno was given credit for time served after his arrest for the incident in March. He has 12 days left to serve and can either do it behind bars or with Caltrans, which could require him picking up trash on the side of the freeway in an orange vest, officials said.

On March 14, Moreno was fishing off the Newport Pier when a pelican swooped down from a nearby building and tried to grab one of his catch.

Moreno stomped on the pelican’s beak, giving the protected species a 33- to 36-centimeter hairline fracture and drawing blood. Animal experts said the injury could have been life threatening because pelicans dive beak-first into the water from upward of 60 feet in the air.

Moreno left the area after attacking the bird but witnesses pointed him out to police who arrested him.

He is scheduled to appear before a judge in March to verify that he completed his sentence. He was also given three years of informal probation.

From Daily Pilot

2 Arrested After Wrestling Snake in McDonald’s Parking Lot

MELBOURNE, Australia — Two men were arrested after bewildered diners at a McDonald’s spotted them wrestling a 5-foot (1.5 meter) python named Boris in the restaurant parking lot, police said Thursday.

Victoria state police say the men stole the 8-year-old black-headed python and a lizard from a pet shop on Wednesday. They then brought the snake to the McDonald’s parking lot, where they began wrestling with it in front of puzzled customers, police said.

The men, aged 22 and 24, were arrested and charged with burglary and theft. Police didn’t release their names.

“In all honesty, it’s just a case of dumb and dumber,” Detective Sgt. Andrew Beams told Australian Broadcasting Corp. “Anyone who gets out there with a one-and-a-half meter python in a McDonald’s car park — they’re pretty dumb.”

The snake was returned to a relieved Jodie Graham, owner of the Totally Reptiles pet shop. The lizard is still missing.

“He was a bit cold and stressed so I have him in the tank warming up,” she said. “I am just glad to get him back.”

Black-headed pythons are native to northern Australia. They are not venomous, and aren’t likely to bite unless they’re hunting prey.

From Associated Press